Most Developed: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th
The United Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population32.049 billion

Capital🏰 Exelica Pavilion
Leader👑 Emperor Jixam
Faith⛔️ Neutrality

Currency💵 Aurum Sterling
Animal🐍 Emerald Viper

The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.049 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,275 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,619 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, Socialist Xlyvania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 2,090th in the world and 4th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 4,035.70575048 days.

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Most Developed: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thMost Beautiful Environments: 19thSmartest Citizens: 25thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34thMost Pacifist: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thMost Advanced Public Education: 50thHighest Food Quality: 53rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 69thLargest Governments: 71stSafest: 76thMost Cultured: 79thMost Efficient Economies: 87thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97thMost Advanced Public Transport: 116thHighest Poor Incomes: 132ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 149thMost Secular: 180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 373rdMost Inclusive: 387thNicest Citizens: 421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 558thMost Influential: 581stLeast Corrupt Governments: 859thMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stLargest Publishing Industry: 981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,797thMost Patriotic: 1,952ndMost Stationary: 2,090thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,499thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,650thMost Income Equality: 12,022ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,220th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Socialist Xlyvania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, hazmat suits are a common Xlyvanian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.

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