Most Developed: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 9th
The Imperial Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population26.968 billion

CapitalExelica Pavilion
LeaderEmperor Jixam
FaithNeutrality

CurrencyAurum Sterling
AnimalEmerald Viper

The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.968 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,332 trillion Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,210 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 121st in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Cultured, scoring 730 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Developed: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11thLowest Crime Rates: 26thBest Weather: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 36thSmartest Citizens: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 65thHighest Food Quality: 68thMost Pacifist: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100thMost Efficient Economies: 117thMost Cultured: 121stLargest Governments: 128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 199thHighest Poor Incomes: 205thSafest: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 288thMost Secular: 291stNicest Citizens: 332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 336thMost Inclusive: 401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 406thHighest Economic Output: 428thMost Compassionate Citizens: 504thLargest Welfare Programs: 628thHighest Average Incomes: 719thMost Influential: 786thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,371stMost Patriotic: 1,716thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,391stMost Stationary: 2,519thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,697thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,219thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,792nd
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Clean Prostitute Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mount Seymour".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Environmental Protections act".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Xlyvanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.

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