Population | 32.049 billion |
Capital | 🏰 Exelica Pavilion |
Leader | 👑 Emperor Jixam |
Faith | ⛔️ Neutrality |
Currency | 💵 Aurum Sterling |
Animal | 🐍 Emerald Viper |
The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.049 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,275 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,619 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, Socialist Xlyvania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.
Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 2,090th in the world and 4th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 4,035.70575048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Socialist Xlyvania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, hazmat suits are a common Xlyvanian garb.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Enggano, New Zora, NewMalayan, China Beiyang Goverment, The Philosophical Kingdom of Heathcliffe, ErusiaErasia, Aserlandia, The CAts21347 empire, The Holy See of Ampur, Hasaeng, Chaimono, Denadamelada, Dear Old Uncle Sam, Ophineia, and Nulkia.