The Constitutional Monarchy of Pauruizumopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Paur Reggie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.651 billion Pauruizumopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancock City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pauruizumopian economy, worth 193 trillion Urks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,925 Urks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,558 per year while the poor average 29,861, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Sheep', school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pauruizumopia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pauruizumopia is ranked 47,332^nd in the world and 74^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Average Incomes, with 116,925.22 Standard Monetary Units.