The Empire of Severoslovansk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Edvard Stepkovic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.152 billion Severoslovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darčo. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Severoslovan economy, worth 95.5 trillion Slovan Došs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,894 Slovan Došs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, women across the country are tying the knot, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severoslovansk's national animal is the Slovan Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Solavism.

Severoslovansk is ranked 45,214^th in the world and 17^th in Kerbals of the North for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,451.21 Standard Monetary Units.