The Constitutional Monarchy of Mich is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kingfish with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.502 billion Michians, 696 million of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michal. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michian economy, worth 785 trillion Micians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,628 Micians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mich's national animal is the big gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khristianity.

Mich is ranked 116,662^nd in the world and 25^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,996.24 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.