The Constitutional Monarchy of Mich is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Kingfish with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.347 billion Michians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michal. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michian economy, worth 757 trillion Micians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,158 Micians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, Michian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mich's national animal is the big gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khristianity.

Mich is ranked 207,647^th in the world and 26^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Black Market, with 430 billion Standard Monetary Units.