The Constitutional Monarchy of Mich is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kingfish with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.996 billion Michians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michal. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michian economy, worth 661 trillion Micians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,524 Micians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Mich's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mich's national animal is the big gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khristianity.

Mich is ranked 295,789^th in the world and 63^rd in Kerbals of the North for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.