The United Socialist States of End of wars is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Hans Krump with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.695 billion End of warsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient End of warsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion mugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,077 mugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. End of wars's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

End of wars is ranked 110,909^th in the world and 22^nd in Kerbals of the North for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,987.91 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.