The Alyrian State of Jamhuristan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Izrael Yaqob with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.439 billion Jamhurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamhuria. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamhuristanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion Pesas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,480 Pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Jamhurians any less frightened, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamhuristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wahidya.

Jamhuristan is ranked 35,503^rd in the world and 17^th in Kerbals of the North for Most Developed, scoring 81.12 on the Human Development Index.