The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Alinek is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Czechoslovakia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.511 billion Alinekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuscanate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alineki economy, worth a remarkable 3,016 trillion Alas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,855 Alas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,533 per year while the poor average 18,269, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, stocks go up when the internet says so, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alinek's national animal is the robin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is one of them.

Alinek is ranked 38,918^th in the world and 17^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Governments, scoring 24.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.