The Benevolent Dictatorship of Danilama is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Pizza with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.733 billion Danilamen, 716 million of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danilamygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Danilaman economy, worth 576 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,311 monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danilama's national animal is the animal.

Danilama is ranked 80,331^st in the world and 18^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,090.89 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.