The Benevolent Dictatorship of Danilama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Pizza with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.574 billion Danilamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danilamygrad. The average income tax rate is 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Danilaman economy, worth 532 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,981 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Supreme Pizza, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danilama's national animal is the animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Danilama is ranked 246,596^th in the world and 33^rd in Kerbals of the North for Largest Black Market, with 198 billion Standard Monetary Units.