Largest Insurance Industry: 181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247thLargest Black Market: 340th
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Hail Satan
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Sathan

Population32.398 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.398 billion Sathanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,468 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,380 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, golden statues of werewolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 80,501st in the world and 36th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 602.35560754772 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247thLargest Black Market: 340thLargest Mining Sector: 430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 450thHighest Economic Output: 1,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,907thTop
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Most Developed: 3,055thLowest Crime Rates: 3,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,346thLargest Populations: 3,381stMost Secular: 3,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,169thMost Efficient Economies: 4,525thHighest Average Incomes: 4,657thSmartest Citizens: 5,016thMost Cultured: 5,417thLargest Governments: 5,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,801stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,556thMost Patriotic: 8,618thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,993rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,745thHighest Food Quality: 19,467thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,069th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, golden statues of werewolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Sathan was endorsed by The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics.
  • : Sathan was endorsed by Rent of a free land.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Kyraina, Margala, and Cynical Alcoholics.

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