The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.846 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,627 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,816 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
Sathan is ranked 330,256th in the world and 167th in Hell for Least Corrupt Governments, with 5.75 percentage of bribes refused.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sathan, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, the nation has cemented its own architectural style.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
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Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
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Sathan, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
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Sathan, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in
Sathan, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.




























































