Largest Insurance Industry: 195thLargest Black Market: 243rdLargest Mining Sector: 293rd
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Economy
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Sathan

Population25.008 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.008 billion Sathanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,371 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,784 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, children often kick werewolves for amusement, nudity is frowned upon, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 214,126th in the world and 52nd in Hell for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -9.23 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 195thLargest Black Market: 243rdLargest Mining Sector: 293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 703rdHighest Economic Output: 1,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,227thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,179thLowest Crime Rates: 3,190thMost Developed: 3,218thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,629thLargest Populations: 3,708thMost Cultured: 4,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,526thMost Efficient Economies: 4,703rdSmartest Citizens: 4,962ndLargest Governments: 6,214thMost Influential: 6,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,496thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,512thHealthiest Citizens: 9,545thMost Stationary: 9,757thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,618thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,672nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Sathan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, children often kick werewolves for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Sathanian language.
  • : Sathan was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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