The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.301 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,769 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,915 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are strong-armed by police into eating their greens, one-word headlines are the norm in Sathanian newspapers, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, and death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 996^th in the world and 5^th in Hell for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 28,440.37 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.