Largest Insurance Industry: 215thLargest Black Market: 296thLargest Mining Sector: 352nd
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Sathan

Population26.209 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.209 billion Sathanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,453 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,237 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, love means always having to say you're sorry, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 123,688th in the world and 45th in Hell for Most Extreme, scoring 16.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 215thLargest Black Market: 296thLargest Mining Sector: 352ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 671stHighest Economic Output: 1,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,467thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,509thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,089thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,080thLowest Crime Rates: 3,097thMost Developed: 3,160thLargest Populations: 3,660thHighest Average Incomes: 3,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,870thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,417thSmartest Citizens: 4,966thMost Efficient Economies: 5,000thMost Cultured: 5,445thLargest Governments: 6,116thMost Influential: 6,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,099thMost Stationary: 9,261stHealthiest Citizens: 9,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,784thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,695thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,369th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, love means always having to say you're sorry.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, visions of giant pink werewolves are a common side effect after Sathanians eat their meals.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Satan in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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