The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.981 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,723 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,347 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, when their backs are against the walls Sathanians look out for gay men, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 315,105^th in the world and 175^th in Hell for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.53 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.