Population | 32.398 billion |
Capital | Valhalla |
Leader | Satan |
Faith | Satanism |
Currency | drac |
Animal | werewolf |
The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.398 billion Sathanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,468 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,380 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, golden statues of werewolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
Sathan is ranked 80,501st in the world and 36th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 602.35560754772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, golden statues of werewolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
- : Sathan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Sathan was endorsed by The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics.
- : Sathan was endorsed by Rent of a free land.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Sathan, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Kyraina, Margala, and Cynical Alcoholics.