Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 243rdLargest Black Market: 250thLargest Insurance Industry: 371st
The World of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hail Satan
Influence
Handshaker
Belphegor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sathan

Population37.846 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.846 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,627 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,816 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 330,256th in the world and 167th in Hell for Least Corrupt Governments, with 5.75 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 243rdLargest Black Market: 250thLargest Insurance Industry: 371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 933rdHighest Economic Output: 1,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,786thLowest Crime Rates: 2,198thMost Developed: 2,247thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,448thLargest Populations: 2,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,138thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,674thSmartest Citizens: 4,023rdLargest Governments: 4,101stHighest Average Incomes: 4,306thMost Efficient Economies: 4,676thMost Influential: 5,057thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,632ndMost Secular: 5,963rdMost Cultured: 6,232ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,894thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,415thHealthiest Citizens: 11,655thMost Patriotic: 12,429thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 19,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,759thMost Authoritarian: 24,836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31,547th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation has cemented its own architectural style.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Sathan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.

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