The Democratic Republic of United Normal Ducks is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Thaddeus Duckus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.488 billion Duckies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ducky Town. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ducky economy, worth 491 trillion Ducky Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,383 Ducky Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, UND-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Normal Ducks's national animal is the Normal Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Normal Ducks is ranked 28,310^th in the world and 27^th in Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 78,210.71 Standard Monetary Units.