The Council republic of Pamentul egalui is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.058 billion Pamentulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prievidza. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pamentul egaluian economy, worth 653 trillion zlatniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,134 zlatniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spread itself thin, AI management double books government press conferences, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime is totally unknown. Pamentul egalui's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pamentul egalui is ranked 240,301^st in the world and 127^th in Communitas for Largest Black Market, with 231 billion Standard Monetary Units.