The Republic of Ayti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Popular Council with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.633 billion Aytians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-des-Citoyens. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aytian economy, worth 413 trillion Gouds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 157,182 Gouds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, third world countries are rich in "I Love Port-des-Citoyens" t-shirts, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayti's national animal is the Threskiornithidae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayti is ranked 289,655^th in the world and 460^th in Communitas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.