Largest Retail Industry: 3,523rdMost Armed: 4,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,203rd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Kesho Pamoja
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kesho

Population2.54 billion

CapitalKandal
LeaderHis Lordship Marlow

Currencyfranc
Animalfalcon

The Kingdom of Kesho is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by His Lordship Marlow with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.54 billion Keshoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kandal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keshoan economy, worth 521 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,301 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,932 per year while the poor average 51,410, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kesho's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kesho is ranked 266,105th in the world and 518th in Communitas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 465.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,523rdMost Armed: 4,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,710thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,901stMost Secular: 9,331stHighest Average Incomes: 10,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,506thMost Patriotic: 10,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,588thMost Influential: 12,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,413thMost Cultured: 13,434thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,021stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,862ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,553rdTop
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Most Developed: 16,784thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,461stSmartest Citizens: 18,563rdHighest Food Quality: 22,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,623rdLargest Governments: 23,730thLargest Black Market: 24,131st
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionNudest: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Keshoan humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Kesho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Kesho of supplying extremist groups.

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