The Independent SSR of Narodovya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Alexei Zimov with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.977 billion Narodovyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narodovsk. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Narodovyan economy, worth 497 trillion Edinstvoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,944 Edinstvoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Narodovyan Colonial Thesaurus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narodovya's national animal is the Northen Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northern Orthodoxy.

Narodovya is ranked 292,527^th in the world and 666^th in Communitas for Nicest Citizens, with 0.68 average smiles per day.