The Holy Empire of Meothilia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meothilia with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.348 billion Meothilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meothilia City. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Meothilian economy, worth 171 trillion coppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,920 coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Meothilia after national disasters, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meothilia's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Banism.

Meothilia is ranked 10,500^th in the world and 30^th in Communitas for Safest, scoring 119.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.