The Republic of NewValley is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 45 million NewValleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.
The NewValleyian economy, worth 1.72 trillion Flowers a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,159 Flowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, excessive gerrymandering has earned NewValley the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', and the Bee is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewValley's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
NewValley is ranked 115,989th in the world and 116th in Karma for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,529.77 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
Endorsements Received: 32 » The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy,
Isolar,
Pekichow,
Leviathan Mammon Ea Asteorra,
Karma Pirate,
Whiskey Water,
The Litterbox,
The CN,
Altino,
Krulsie,
Bingusell,
Shizukana,
Levont,
Vatafishalalalalala,
Chikyu,
Introvert Hill,
Ueladaria,
East Moneringmmastarlan, Emellgosakeriasalimiadewa,
Randomly Generated Technology, Vaternation,
Maleno,
Fellouria,
The dark red sun,
Gepids,
Aurelia Nexus,
Eravon,
Kustelandia, Willipe,
Himalaya Republikk,
Al-Bonema, and PaxConcordia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NewValley was endorsed by The Progressive Federation of PaxConcordia.
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NewValley, the Bee is a protected species.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, excessive gerrymandering has earned NewValley the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
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NewValley was endorsed by
The Emoticon Paradise of Al-Bonema.
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NewValley was endorsed by The Kingdom of Himalaya Republikk.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in
NewValley, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".


