The Dảxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lỳdera Rozália John with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.427 billion Evergreen Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samanthalản. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradfordsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,378 trillion Dảxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 314,973 Dảxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and smart fridges sing the praises of Dáxlam for fear of being iced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradfordsburg's national animal is the Evergreen orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Bradfordsburg is ranked 310,644^th in the world and 190^th in Declansburg for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.