The Kingdom of Naxomia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Yrvor VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.679 billion Naxomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaarvir. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naxomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion Ar Suhuyoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 238,930 Ar Suhuyoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, Gaarvir University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naxomia's national animal is the Naxomian Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Naxomia is ranked 380^th in the world and 2^nd in Declansburg for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 15,357.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.