The Green Federation of Junemeau is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Vođa Markus Darien with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.528 billion Junemeauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Junstar. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junemeauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Junars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,137 Junars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Junemeau's national animal is the Junemeauan Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Junemeau is ranked 299,046^th in the world and 103^rd in Declansburg for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.