The Equanimous Antexic Arbitercy of Vobron is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arbiter Ile Leznik with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.285 billion Vobronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalique. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vobronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,679 trillion Vobronian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,767 Vobronian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lalique, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vobron's national animal is the Vobronian Tapir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antexium.

Vobron is ranked 6,656^th in the world and 14^th in Declansburg for Most Cultured, scoring 137 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.