The Unholy Black Empire of Idumetala is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tepamia Idiabalipi with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.577 billion Idumetalazis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aweli Idumetalazi. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Idumetalan economy, worth a remarkable 2,883 trillion covetables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,398 covetables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Idumetalan justice, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and astronomers are flocking to Idumetala to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idumetala's national animal is the leviathigoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jajaqibibz Idumetalazi.

Idumetala is ranked 38,538^th in the world and 1^st in Lalidibz Malamamkaqat for Largest Populations, with 13.6 billion capita.