The Empire of Ruztips is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Enforcer with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.623 billion Ruztipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sicurez. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruztipsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Rutzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 210,488 Rutzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that The Enforcer dislikes are turned away at the border, Bambi has been banned, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruztips's national animal is the Sea barnacle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ruztips is ranked 231^st in the world and 1^st in Declansburg for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 32,816 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.