The Commonwealth of Evacado is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 631 million Evacadonian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evacadopolis. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Evacen economy, worth 54.0 trillion Avocado Seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 85,558 Avocado Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Evacado, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacado's national animal is the Avocado Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evacado is ranked 75,165^th in the world and 87^th in Declansburg for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,335.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.