The Kingdom of Svenladi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eirik Kallio with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.356 billion Svenladians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vandrelis. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The strong Svenladian economy, worth 108 trillion Svens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,677 Svens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenladi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svenladi is ranked 299,945^th in the world and 162^nd in Declansburg for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 28.47 on the Kitten Softness Rating.