The Commonwealth of Neuerstaat is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ruuka Hasare - Erian Sadean with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate population of 6.76 billion Neuerstaatliches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wächterstadt. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neuerstaatian economy, worth 900 trillion Anderheimme Vesta 𐒰s a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,196 Anderheimme Vesta 𐒰s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuerstaat's national animal is the Cachalot Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Neuerstaat is ranked 315,383^rd in the world and 94^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.