The Confederacy of Transnister is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief of State with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.412 billion Transnisterians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beshel. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transnisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion aurics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,385 aurics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Transnister's many privately-owned prisons, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and Chief Of State reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Transnister's national animal is the Grey Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Transnister is ranked 61,258^th in the world and 65^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.52 law-abiding acts per hour.