The Antediluvian Precursor of Agloolik is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Navarch Nascha Atsila with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.992 billion Agloolan have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuvik. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agloolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion eKalroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,649 eKalroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and military training in Agloolik emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agloolik's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Agloolik is ranked 16,337^th in the world and 12^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Corrupt Governments, with 115.57 kickbacks per hour.