The Federation of Federation of Africa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Don with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.486 billion Africans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alligator City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient African economy, worth a remarkable 4,923 trillion Federation of Africa Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 317,944 Federation of Africa Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, structures are raised on promises, craps take up a lot of time, and expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of Africa's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kermanism.

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