The Federative Republic of Marblania is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Samuel Howard with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.356 billion Marblanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osterbruck. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marblanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Marblanian Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,602 Marblanian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, bike rage is all the rage, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marblania's national animal is the Marblanian Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Marblania is ranked 131,410^th in the world and 5^th in Aeternas for Largest Populations, with 5.36 billion capita.