The Fantastically Grand Republic of Kabran is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Auckirio Kiftu with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.108 billion Kabrani's are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deyamidae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabrani economy, worth 468 trillion Imperial Ambars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,777 Imperial Ambars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabran's national animal is the Tassaki Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufahat Kafhameem.

Kabran is ranked 292,516^th in the world and 106^th in Aeternas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -149.63 on the Hayek Index.