The Prima Donna of Quesbia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Her Highness the Empress Madyy-san with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.066 billion Quesbians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shizukana City. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Quesbian economy, worth 854 trillion knee-socks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,791 knee-socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Quesbia is often a lifetime appointment, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quesbia's national animal is the femboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Quesbia is ranked 265,316^th in the world and 98^th in Aeternas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.