Population | 673 million |
Capital | Murky Camp Harbour |
Currency | gold bar |
Animal | Rudolph bat |
The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of Woodlands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 673 million Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murky Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 89.6 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 133,133 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, graffiti graces every city's streets, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the Rudolph bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Woodlands is ranked 13,127th in the world and 273rd in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,149.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woodlands was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Woodlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Woodlands's influence in Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Woodlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured, Nicest Citizens, and Least Corrupt Governments.
World Assembly
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