The Imperium of Agatep is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Francis Parker Jockey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.78 billion Agatepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Ricardo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth a remarkable 3,661 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 417,035 Larcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agatep is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.

Agatep is ranked 4,761^st in the world and 71^st in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,419.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.