The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Salad Boy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.389 billion CSB SA Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 123 trillion Saint Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 88,932 Saint Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

CSB SA Union is ranked 8,088^th in the world and 125^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,315.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.