The Kingdom of Malchalar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Alex with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.199 billion Malchalarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baypolis. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malchalarian economy, worth 660 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,396 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and students in Malchalar's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malchalar's national animal is the Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malchalar is ranked 291,885^th in the world and 1,494^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 27.98 law-abiding acts per hour.