The Iron Clad Dominion of Malatoga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roman Gorkov with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.294 billion Malatogans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Togonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Malatogan economy, worth 847 trillion Malas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,318 Malas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ads no longer feature soldiers becoming green super soldiers by drinking Eckie-Cola, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malatoga's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Panowism.

Malatoga is ranked 3,021^st in the world and 2^nd in Ridgefield for Most Cultured, scoring 212 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.