The Iron Clad Dragon's Lair of Malatoga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Namor Vokrog with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.422 billion Malatogans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Togonia. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malatogan economy, worth 917 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,058 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Malatogans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the arms industry is strictly regulated, it's a jungle out there, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malatoga's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bahamut.

Malatoga is ranked 7,552^nd in the world and 9^th in Ridgefield for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.98 on the Kitten Softness Rating.