The Principality of Gallus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Prince with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.229 billion Gallusards are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallusian economy, worth 903 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,567 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, meat-eating is frowned upon, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime is totally unknown. Gallus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Unfinished Book.

Gallus is ranked 1,790^th in the world and 2^nd in Ridgefield for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 116.59 on the Kitten Softness Rating.