The Republic of Renanland is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.235 billion Renans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lormenia. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Renan economy, worth 444 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,382 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown. Renanland's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Renanland is ranked 5,121^st in the world and 6^th in Ridgefield for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 81.61 on the Kitten Softness Rating.