The Commonwealth of Kanzerlin is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Great Tenzor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 928 million Kanzerlines love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ogroo. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kanzerline economy, worth 26.9 trillion Kanzerline Pegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,037 Kanzerline Pegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kanzerlin is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanzerlin's national animal is the Steppe Bloodhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanzerlin is ranked 78,387^th in the world and 30^th in Ridgefield for Largest Governments, scoring 18.95 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.