The Commonwealth of Kanzerlin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Tenzor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.394 billion Kanzerlines love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ogroo. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kanzerline economy, worth 41.8 trillion Kanzerline Pegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 30,004 Kanzerline Pegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, every week is blindness awareness week, Kanzerlin is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanzerlin's national animal is the Steppe Bloodhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanzerlin is ranked 243,044^th in the world and 28^th in Ridgefield for Rudest Citizens, with 28.87 insults per minute.