The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pugsley with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.543 billion Loveable Dogsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pugsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loveable Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion Treats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,614 Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, supervisors in Loveable Dogs commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loveable Dogs is ranked 2,908^th in the world and 8^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 131.81 law-abiding acts per hour.