The Rogue Nation of DBastion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.731 billion DBastionians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The DBastionian economy, worth 446 trillion Platoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,778 Platoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, refugees from other nations are flocking to DBastion's border, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DBastion's national animal is the Mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DBastion is ranked 272,272^nd in the world and 269^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.