The Vidamitic Messianocracy of Liberto-Ancapistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Vidam I with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.212 billion Vidamites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsal. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vidamitic economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Blood quantums a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,210 Blood quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, recognizing the Vidamitic flag qualifies you for citizenship, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and the official Vidamitic Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. Liberto-Ancapistan's national animal is the Ouroboros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solar Dualism.

Liberto-Ancapistan is ranked 154,320^th in the world and 265^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 57.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.