The Carrisonic empire of Bathelonat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Mardel Lonation I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.228 billion Bathelonatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair as lonat. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bathelonatian economy, worth 764 trillion Lonates a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,909 Lonates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and Holy Emperor Mardel Lonation I's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bathelonat's national animal is the Izzy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carrisonism.

Bathelonat is ranked 17,801^st in the world and 86^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 115.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.