The Confederacy of Gabyl is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kin Ji Li with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.119 billion Gabylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derfurg. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gabylian economy, worth 269 trillion Gabylfrancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,216 Gabylfrancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabyl's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Moneyism.

Gabyl is ranked 95,746^th in the world and 88^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,518.14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.