The Realm of Lofia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ruan Yazhu with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.618 billion Lofians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Industry, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lofian economy, worth 443 trillion resoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,063 resoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of resoes into rehabilitation programs annually, Lofia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lofia's national animal is the Lofian goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lofia is ranked 105,896^th in the world and 221^st in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.18 law-abiding acts per hour.