Population | 3.317 billion |
Capital | Yggdrassil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Candy Cane Gold Bar |
Animal | Bat |
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.317 billion Nellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Nellan economy, worth 525 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,547 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, hospitals in Petronellania are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Nellans, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petronellania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.
Petronellania is ranked 287,495th in the world and 6,192nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.45 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Petronellania endorsed The Empire of Zhugwe.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Kingdom of Aslahn.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Empire of Fuenritania.
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, hospitals in Petronellania are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Nellans.
- : Petronellania lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Matriarchy of Mon Iphaps Islands.
- : Petronellania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Petronellania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
World Assembly
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