The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.57 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 464 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,119 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 6,855^th in the world and 355^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 126.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.