The Empire of Armonker is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Kratos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 799 million Armonkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialism. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Armonkerian economy, worth 132 trillion Antimatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,238 Antimatters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,186,100 per year while the poor average 7,453, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Armonkerian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, one can walk from one side of Imperialism to the other without setting foot on Armonkerian soil, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armonker's national animal is the Saber Toothed Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armonker is ranked 274,547^th in the world and 6,081^st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.