The Principality of United Oria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ori with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.811 billion United Orians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oria City. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Orian economy, worth 450 trillion Shekel Orianies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,267 Shekel Orianies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Oria's national animal is the Orian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orianisem.

United Oria is ranked 213,437^th in the world and 5,320^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 34.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.