The Rogue Nation of Lahvatra is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cain Mikotono with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.409 billion Lahvatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zionia. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The strong Lahvatran economy, worth 107 trillion Lahvatra Septims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,508 Lahvatra Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahvatra's national animal is the Manticore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintō.

Lahvatra is ranked 271,732^nd in the world and 6,605^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.34 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.